February 26, 2008

Danny Noriega is Jessica Alba

I am not the biggest American Idol fan, but I do like to keep tabs on the contestants so that I have something to talk about around the water cooler (btw- do water coolers even exist anymore?) I will say that this season is definitely an improvement from last because the producers realized that the only reason people will stick around to watch AI is because they like the contestants.

The only Idol wannabe that piques my interest is little Danny Noriega from Azusa, California. While I do think he has a very strong voice, I mostly just like his personality... and might want to borrow some of his clothes. Unfortunately, Carolyn pointed something out to me that I can't get over- Danny looks like a dressed-down, emo version of Jessica Alba! Please see photo below as evidence.

Danny Noriega & Jessica Alba

Now I have to ask the question that my friends have often asked about Idina Menzel and Nelly Furtado: Have you ever seen these two people in the same place at the same time?! I think they might be the same person. It's science. If you're an Idol fan you probably are already familiar with the contestants, but you can click here to get to know little Danny.

What do you think of AI this season? How does it match up against years past?


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2 comments:

Jae said...

well i agree that he has a strong voice (that totally does not sound like his talking voice thank gawd) but umm yah the boy is hella femme and i'm not shure if the rest of america is ready for that LOL and yesss he does slightly resemble jessica alba's little gay bro.

Eric said...

Ok 2 Things:

I told myself I wasn't going to watch AI this year but thanks for the writer's strike, I watched a little.

Danny - um..who let this little bitchy cholo on American Idol. I've actually seen him *SNAP* at Simon. Good luck kid, AI has always been so friendly to the gays.

And I have claimed for YEARS that Nelly Furtado is just Idina Menzel's Pop Star Name.

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